This class is team taught.  At each class meeting, one of the professors will present material in a lecture followed by discussion.  You are expected to prepare before class to participate in the discussion by doing the required readings or by getting wasted with the professors.

A Syllabus can be found by clicking the link in the Navigation Bar

1806-200:  Care of Bocephus

Professor Garrison

This class fulfills the science requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major. 

Each student will learn the best way to train and care for a small puppy.  Then, in order to provide a contrast to Doctor Garrison's techniques, Professor Hernandez will give a series of guest lectures, entitled “How To Give a Dog Antisocial Personality Disorder”.  Students will be expected to clean up after Bocephus, including, but not limited to, the shit on the floor in front of the back entrance.

1806-211:  Sex and Eighteen O'Six

Professors Muha, Baumgarten and Gonzalez

This class fulfills the science requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major. 

Sex and Eighteen O'Six will be an intensive look into the sexual habits of the members of the Eighteen O'Six community.  The course will focus on the crucial concepts of the culture, such as “The Walk of Shame from Darnell” and “Sailing” as well as important techniques, such as “Hickeys” and “Proper Use of Feet”.  Students will be expected to be able to demonstrate mastery of these techniques on Professor Muha.  Any attempts to demonstrate these techniques on Professors Baumgarten or Gonzalez will lead to immediately failure, as they find them disgusting.  This class will also feature a guest lecture by Professor Ryan entitled “Abstinence Despite Your Best Efforts”.

1806-249:  Games and Leisure Activities of Eighteen O'Six

Professors Yates, HanCOCK.

This course fulfills the culture requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major.

Students must have demonstrated a mastery of “drinking” before enrolling in 1806-249.  This course will focus on the activities of the members of the Eighteen O'Six culture while avoiding “studying” and “class”.  It will consist of an in depth look at “Dirty Jenga”, “Sailing”, “Stair Tobogganing”, “Prank Calling Val” and “Kings”.  Students will be required to engage in all of the activities listed above as well as be able to convince Val, using only the internet, that Bocephus is hanging from the second story window in some form of pulley device in order to pass the class.

1806-300:  The Power Hour

Professor Ryan

This course fulfills the music requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major. 

In it, students will be taught how to create a power hour, with a focus on proper cutting technique, so as to avoid “blue-ball songs”, as well as on proper song order.  The final will require the student to create a power hour with the appropriate songs and to finish it with the instructor.  Students will need a song editing program, a shot glass and a thirty pack of Miller High Life.

1806-319:  Indigenous Music

Professors Ryan, Muha, Yates.

This course fulfills the music requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major. 

In this three part course, the students will be taught the origins, words and choreography of important drinking hymns from the Eighteen O'Six culture as “Keg in the Closet”, “Piano Man”, “The Georgetown Fight Song”, and “Amazed”, among others.  Students will be expected to master each song’s origin, words and choreography and be able to reproduce them in during the final while hammered beyond the ability to see English.  

1806-321  Advanced Readings in Eighteen O’Six

Professors Gonzalez, Quinn

This class will focus on materials that are read over and over in the Eighteen O’Six community.  Professors Quinn and Gonzalez will focus on how these texts inform the Eighteen O’Six culture, with particular emphasis and each of their personal research interests.  Below is a tentative partial reading list.

The LA Times

Time Magazine

Facebook and AIM Profiles

Playboy December 2004

Liquor Labels

Jessica’s (the feet girl’s) Paper Towel Note

Neighbors’ angry letters

Page 257 of Val’s Psychology Textbook

1806-344  Business of Eighteen O’Six

Professors, Baumgarten, Muha

Professors Muha and Baumgarten will begin with an introduction to the legal framework of the Eighteen O’Six business environment, including the Blue Laws of Maryland, DC, and Virginia and the Statutory Rape Laws of Darnall Hall, Visitation High School, and Paul VI High School.  The instruction will then focus on the many different areas of negotiation common to the community, including the dog, chores, the neighbors, and drinking.  Finally students will master the Eighteen O’Six style of negotiation: LOUD NOISES.

1806-350:  Famous Quotes of 1806

Professors Yates, HanCOCK

This course fulfills the culture requirement of the Eighteen O'Six major.

This course is an in depth examination of the quotations that dominate the Eighteen O'Six culture. Students will look at the significance of these quotes, the quotes origins as well as the importance of the mythical “El Tigre” figure that is credited with many of the quotes.  Special importance will be placed on the three main quotations of the culture: “I’d sail her Panama Canal”, “Hi, my name is [fill in name] and I’m going to Hell” and “I’m from a Third World Banana Republic, we’re used to eating crumbs from the trash”.  Students will be required to have a high tech recording device and will be instructed in its proper use as well as how to protect it from damage from liquids by Professor HanCOCK.

1806-365:  Abnormal Psychology of 1806

Professors Ryan, HanCOCK

This course will allow the students to study the abnormalities of the denizens of the Eighteen O'Six culture.  Students will get hands on experience with such disorders as obsessive-compulsive disorder, obsessive-compulsive personality disorder, autism, antisocial personality disorder in both humans and dogs, paraphelias (especially foot fetishes), seasonal affective disorder and the effects of sexual frustration on both females in a relationship and single females.  Students will be required to sign a waiver before being allowed to work with the sexually frustrated females.

1806-481 Full Immersion Study

Staff

Cross-listed as graduate course 1806-650, undergraduates req. approval from instructor

This course is only for the most advanced students of Eighteen O’Six.  Not for the faint of heart, or the sober.  Requires direct contact with the members of the Eighteen O’Six community and spending a night on the couch.  As part of the assessment, you will need to demonstrate drunkenness, incoherence, mindless absorption in the TV screen, and be clinically diagnosed with autism.

1806-621:  Gaby

Staff

Permission of the Instructor Required

This graduate level course requires that the student have studied at Eighteen O'Six and be fluent in Eighteen O'Six and is available to seniors and graduate students only.  In the course, students will study the enigmatic sometimes resident of Eighteen O'Six who is the basis for many of the most important concepts of the Eighteen O'Six culture, including “Sailing”, “Eating Out of the Trash”, “Third World Banana Republics” and most of the indigenous music.  This is a two semester course, but is only taught from August through October and March through May due to the subject’s intolerance for any temperature below 60 degrees Fahrenheit.